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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

11.06.2025 06:04

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

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Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.